- Danish Brand
- Waterproof when wet
- For when it rains
- Which is why the brand is called Rains
- Also waterproof when dry
- Cha ching
- The gold is from Raiders of the Lost Arc
- Nope
- The zippers make gold zipper noises
- Which turn into gold records
- If you’re Pharrel
- Shout out to Pharrell
- Must be placed on a box when unused
- Interior two zipped pockets
- Symbols on zipper are from 1400 BC
- It translates to “triangle, squiggly lines”
- Sturdier than Sammy Sosa’s thighs
- Breathing holes at the bottom
- In case you plan on carrying a person
- Räven means Fox in Swedish
- Foxes need backpacks
- Waxy for extra durability in the forrest
- Has nice straps for ppl with strong grips
- You better not have a weak grip
- Ask for other colors
- But don’t ask for weak straps
- Camo so you can skate anonymously
- Does not fit rollerblades
- Does not fit salads
- Does not fit anything other than pogs
- Sometimes fits a N64 with Goldeneye
- Shout out to Heelflip Johnny
- Black canvas
- This is a proper backpack
- Serves as a dope carry-on
- Made in the USA
- Has a capacity of approx. 25.5 litres
- Just in case you had a lot of soda
- I like Fresca
- What about you
- Lightweight suede with leather trims
- Oversize front zip pocket
- To fit your oversized wallet
- Straps are adjustable
- And so is your attitude
- You need an attitude adjustment
- This is expensive
- These palms remind me of Dr. Seuss
- In the best way possible
- Dr. Seuss was a G
- He would have loved this backpack
- BTW These colors will look great on you
- If you are naked
- Wear this backpack naked
- Also in Black (swipe image for more)
- Classic Jean Paul Gaultier bomber
- Only it’s a backpack
- Part proceeds go to Designers Against AIDS
- If you don’t buy this backpack
- You’re a bad person
- Just kidding fam
- You’re fucking great
- Mike Kors is my dude
- This pack is straight fire
- Petina allupinya after a few years
- This is some American Psycho shit
- You’ll have great hair when wearing this
- Unless you’re bald
- Even if you’re bald you’ll have great hair
- For women
- Aphrodisiacally compelling
- A little death & total release
- Beyond a scent
- More like a convulsion of the senses
- Like a hot, gasping breath
- That penetrates your memories
- And alters your subconscious
